Eureka Podcast

It's the week after Christmas.  Craig & Jeremy discuss how they celebrated. And so much more!

Call & leave a voicemail or send an email to receive your Eureka sticker. Listen for more details.

Voicemail line:  620-270-1378

Email:  eurekapodcast@gmail.com

Twitter: 

Show: @eurekapodcast

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Direct download: EP_196.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:58pm CST

Jeremy & Craig exchange gifts to celebrate the birth of Christ. 

The boys discuss everything from blood relative hosts of SNL, to Christmas Celebrity Net Worth, to Christmas with the family, to chiropractors, to locker room hogs.  If you can't find enjoyment in that list you are without soul.

Incidentally, while editing Jeremy heard what Craig said about him while filling his bourbon....and he is flattered.

Contact the boys:

Phone: 620-270-1378

Email:  eurekapodcast@gmail.com

 

TWITTER

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

 

The closing song was "Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney, performed by the cast of "Sing" with Jimmy Fallon, The Roots & Paul McCartney on on The Tonight Show.

Direct download: ep_195.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:50am CST

Another week another episode, another time that Jeremy can't figure his stuff out.  We wouldn't be Eureka if we didn't immediately come back with our 2nd episode & shit the bed.  You'll see what we mean.

 

Highlights (alright - lowlights, you happy?):

KILLER SANTA (REVEALED POST RECORDING TO BE FAKE NEWS, BUT FUN NONETHELESS)

BLACK SANTA

CRAIG'S NOSE

GUEST WISH LIST

PICO BREW KIT

 

Give us a call if something strikes your fancy:  620-270-1378

Shoot us an email & we'll read it on the air:  eurekapodcast@gmail.com

 

Twitter:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is one of Jeremy's favorite Christmas tunes:  "Dominick the Donkey"

Direct download: EP_194_FINAL.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:52am CST

AND WE'RE BACK!

The boys dust off the ol' podcasting equipment to bring you a very special episode.  Jeremy has a new toy which he immediately over uses to Craig's delight.

A new segment is introduced as well:  Just the TIP - or Truth in Podcasting, however you like.  

For those of you wondering what the boys have been up to the last 6 months (or since the last episode, however you want to say it) the boys give a quick update in what's been going on in their personal lives.

ANOTHER new segment is introduced:  Care/Don't Care - in which the boys cover pop culture moments & reveal whether they care or don't care.  It's really pretty simple.

As mentioned in the show:

Rogue One Trailer 2:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9abcLLQpI

Email for listeners to send audio clips:  eurekapodcast@gmail.com

Phone number for listener feedback: (620) 270-1378

 

Twitter:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

 

Closing song:  "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel

 

 

Direct download: EP_193.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:02am CST

Whelp, that's a wrap!  The "Seinfeld of Podcasts" is hanging it up.  We just hope our finale is better than Seinfeld's.  We asked for audio submissions & we got them! Thank you so much for participating in this, our final episode!  We really mean it when we say this has been the ride of our lives.  We touch on some major touchstones throughout the show & discuss where we started vs where we've landed.  Thank you guys so much for stopping by this little show & treating us much better than we ever deserved.  You call hold a special place in our collective heart.

Take care, guys.  We love ya.

 

Here's a link to the "Called the Narcissistic Shot" we discussed with the folks at Nerd Out Loud:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/eureka-out-loud-bonus-episode/id649822574?i=1000325833769&mt=2

 

And here's a link to the pic that Jeremy sent Craig while recording.  You know you want to click it:

http://tomandlorenzo.com/2015/05/zac-efron-on-the-set-of-dirty-grandpa-3/

Direct download: FINALE.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:35pm CST

The boys make a special announcement.  Take a listen & call in with your thoughts. 

 

Voicemail:  620-270-1378

Email your voice memo to:  eurekapodcast@gmail.com

 

Or hit us up on the social media sites:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

Direct download: PENULTIMATE_ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:38pm CST

Well it's another week, so the boys felt obliged to get together for another episode.  Jeremy hits full panic mode at the prospect of being 35 & wonders why he's suddenly interested in gardening & lawn care.  Craig attended the Mumford & Sons musical concert in KC & was confused as to why they'd keep playing the same song over & over.

Don't forget!  We're taking a week off for our beach vacation.  We'll be back the following week with a brand new episode for you to listen to & enjoy.

Social Media:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is "3 Sheets to the Wind" by Kid Rock

Direct download: PODCAST_162.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:43pm CST

Can you believe it's already time for another episode of your favorite podcast?  This week the boys meet via Skype to catch up on their daily lives.  Biggest news:  Craig is most likely going to appear in the back ground of a fitness magazine.  Much to Jeremy's chagrin Craig was not sporting spandex & a mullet.  Jeremy MC'd a prom last weekend & the realization that he has now been OUT of school longer than most of those students have been IN school hit him rather hard.  He doesn't get too far into it, but just listen for the subtle hints, you'll hear it.

Social Media:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is from the "Do It Like Me Challenge" mentioned in today's show. This editor would love to credit the artist, but cannot figure it out for the life of him.  Check out the video here. ENJOY!

Direct download: PODCAST_161.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:37pm CST

You have no idea how much is going on in this episode.  We can't even begin to describe it in this post.  Mostly because this editor forgot to take detailed notes while he was editing. We can't just place tags through our host, so we have to include them in this summary.  We try to do this creatively most of the time, but not a single person reads this, so:  karaoke, high school baseball, 8 man football,, German cavity, toilet paper, Limp Bizkit, reverb, poop, Ace Hardware, Tesla, Billy Ocean.  That just about sums it up.

 

Social Media:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is "In Bloom" by Sturgill Simpson.

Direct download: PODCAST_160.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:31pm CST

The boys are joined by long time intern Christy Wise of Nerd Out Loud & Little Red Bandwagon fame.  In what is becoming a tradition the boys dig deep into the origins of this podcasting legend.  From her humble beginnings in Omaha, NE with no furniture to her brief stint living in a duvet cover, no stone is left unturnt.  If you've listened to any of her shows & wondered aloud, "I wonder if she ever spent any extended time in Detroit courting a celibate boy," well we have the answer.  She did. 

 

Social Media:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Christy:  @kissieeyes

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

Listen to any or all of Christy's podcasts here or here.  But certainly not here.

 

The closing song is "Repeater" by Fugazi, which is Craig & Christy's spirit post-hardcore animal.

 

Direct download: PODCAST_159.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:00pm CST

We join the boys mid-conversation this week, in true Seinfeldian Podcast form.  Craig reveals that he was involved in a frat - kind of.  Maybe it was a "Coed-ority" or something.  You'll have to listen to learn.  Jeremy updates everyone on the status of the children's play that he is writing, despite the fact that Craig sternly warned him against doing so last episode.  Eventually, as everything does, the show boils down to a few stories about farting.  And crop dusting.  At a LEGOLAND. It's the universal language of hilarity, people.  Don't blame them!

Social Media:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is "Everything is Awesome" from the Lego Movie by Tegan and Sara featuring The Lonely Island.

Direct download: Podcast_158.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:22pm CST

Episode 157:  Selleckian Mustache

The boys are back in Skypeland to deliver the best podcast they know how.  Today's topics include Craig's incredibly frustrating situation at work, Jeremy's attempt to become ordained in the Church of Bacon, Trump Talk, Bracket bets, and so, so, so much more.  Stay tuned tomorrow as we will have a bonus episode that continues the Trump Talk that began in this episode.  That is...if it's listenable.  This editor reserves the right to renege on the above statement.

 

Social Media:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is Richard Cheese's cover of Nirvana's "Rape Me". When sung the way he sings it this song is funny and sad and upbeat and horrifying and silly and inappropriate...

 

Direct download: Podcast_157.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:27pm CST

Incredible milestone here!  Episode 156!  The boys get cut to the quick with complaints of work, barbershops, and Sentence Finishers. You know the type, those that finish your sentences before you have the chance to finish them yourselves.  The WORST. #GTFU makes a triumphant return and you might be surprised to find out just exactly who needs to Grow the Fuck Up.  They end up touching on some news of the week in only the way they know how to do.  With fantastic puns.

Social Media

Craig: @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

 

The ending song is "$ave Dat Money" by Lil Dicky

Direct download: Podcast_156.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:14pm CST

It's just Craig & Jeremy this week.  No guest means back to talking about nothing at all, but spending a considerable amount of time doing so.  Jeremy channels is inner frat boy to play some beer pong before going to a gala where he was the token white guy.  Boy did he learn a thing or 2.  Craig gets a text out of the blue from a long lost family member & debates whether he should even respond.  It wouldn't be an episode of EP if the boys didn't talk about underwear, bathing their parents, or defecating on dinner plates.  So that's how they decide to close out the show!

Social Media:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Facebook:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is "Bump Me Baby" by Dooley Silverspoon.

 

Direct download: PODCAST_155.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:21pm CST

The boys are joined by Jesse Dollemore, host of "I Doubt it with Dollemore". We dig into the origin story of the man, the beard, the legend that is Dollemore. Where does he come from? What exactly did he do in DC? Buttered or Powdered? The IMPORTANT details. We couldn't have him on without getting into a little politics, of course. Craig delivers a fantastic update to Episode 95: "Clint Holland is a Useless A-Hole" Yes, that useless ass hat is still hanging around.

Go to www.dollemore.com to check out all of the endeavors of Jesse Dollemore. We're talking podcasts, youtube videos, election guides, and more.

 

Social Media

Craig: @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy: @aintnoswayze

Show:   @eurekapodcast

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is "Numb" by Gary Clark Jr

 

Episode 95: Clint Holland is a Useless A-Hole: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-95-clint-holland-is/id604700544?i=330575157&mt=2

Direct download: PODCAST_154.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:00pm CST

The boys open the show on possibly the longest tangent they've ever gone on about sleep.  How do they do it?  Where do they do it?  How long?  How do they wake?  All the important issues that are plaguing society today.  Jeremy offers ideas for the bachelor party that he's planning for Craig.  The popular new segment, "Grow the Fuck Up" makes another appearance.  Finally, the Box Office Showdown nears an end & Jeremy updates Craig on just how far behind he actually is.

Social Media

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Eureka Podcast:  @eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is "The Dream" by Open Hand, per Craig the "best band no one has ever heard of".  Enjoy.

 

Direct download: Podcast_153.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:22pm CST

Jeremy decides it's time to come out of retirement & join Craig for another episode of everyone's favorite podcast that no one has ever heard!  Craig has some stuff to get off his chest about the IT department before Jeremy gives an update about where he might be living in the next few months.  A fresh batch of #GTFU featuring white people!  So cutting edge...The boys end the show with a rousing conversation about elliptical gas emission etiquette.

Social Media:

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

FB:  www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is the ever-so controversial "Formation" by Beyoncé.

Direct download: Podcast_152.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:49pm CST

Episode 151: Today Craig is joined by Stand By Jeremy who then does his best Jeremy impression.  Things are discusses, laughs are had, time was enjoyed by all. 

Direct download: Podcast_151.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:41pm CST

It's a very special Eureka Podcast as we are joined by Brian Flanagan of Liar City, the podcast about lies for liars.  We get right into it discussing some of our favorite episodes including the now famous Michael Jackson show in which Brian breaks down the lies behind MJ's demise.  Naturally, this brings the conversation to Bill Cosby and Jeremy somehow comes to his defense.  Brian & Jeremy discuss some of their own favorite lies and Craig proves himself to be the anomaly he is by revealing he doesn't really fib. All this and much, MUCH more in the latest installment of Eureka Podcast!

 

Make sure to check Liar City out.  The latest episode is about the fall of Fatty Arbuckle after the scandal that rocked Hollywood in the 1920's.

http://liarcity.com/fattys-in-a-little-jam/  

Follow Brian on Twitter @clapyrhands & the show @liarcitypodcast.  Check out their Facebook page as well:  https://www.facebook.com/liarcity/.

 

Social Media

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/eurekapodcast/

 

The closing song is "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers - because we're a couple of hacks & that song was mentioned during the show.

Direct download: Podcast_150.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:09am CST

The boys are at it again & in usual fashion waste no time getting down to it. Jeremy confesses to not having been to the dentist or eye doctor in close to 20 years.  Craig went to see Tool and met a new friend that he can't wait to see again.  Mr Robot is discussed at length with some pretty big spoilers, so be ye warned!  Jeremy & Craig share some stories of frightening the people they love the most, which, let's admit, is a TON of fun!  Have you ever had a goat on your front yard?  Yeah, Jeremy has too.

 

Social Media

Show:  @eurekapodcast

Craig:  @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

 

Closing Song:  "Where is My Mind" by Maxence Cyrin (Mr Robot)

Direct download: PODCAST_149.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:54am CST

In this episode Jeremy awkwardly tried not to swear as much as he usually does, but ultimately fails.  Craig can no longer contain himself!  He has to get some exciting HOA news off of his chest. This story leads the boys into a brand new segment: #GTFU - Grow the Fuck Up!  Seriously, people.  Grow up.  Jeremy steals a well known segment from a better podcast and confirms what everyone already knows about him.  Thrown in amongst this hilarity:  grandmas, "Independence Day All Over Again:  The Sequel" talk, Jeremy hates Deadpool, and much, MUCH MORE!

There was no update for the Box Office Draft this week, but let's face it. Whomever drafted Star Wars won this thing.

We are @eurekapodcast on Twitter.  Give us a follow.

 

The closing song is "Magic Dance" performed by David Bowie in "Labryinth".  RIP Ziggy.

 

Direct download: Podcast_148.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:44pm CST

The boys are at it again after what seems like forever.  They get right down to the nitty gritty with talk of work, relationships, and underrated actors. Craig's NYE was rather low key, but Jeremy spent the holiday in New Orleans, so much is said about this. Somehow a conversation about graffiti artists reveals scandalous details about regular, every day doors. Just so everyone knows: If you didn't gain any weight during the holidays then you are ahead of the game. 

This is what you pay us for, folks!  #Tagline

Social Media - Twitter

Craig: @anaveragegatsby

Jeremy:  @aintnoswayze

Show:  @eurekapodcast

 

The closing song is "My Dad Says That's for Pussies" by Bloodhound Gang.

Point of order:  A "stone" is 14 pounds.

Direct download: Podcast_147.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:14pm CST

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